Staaaaagnation!

So.  You may have noticed a somewhat marked lack of prolificness on this blog.

How To Tell a TV Series will be Terrible

"A (insert TV network) Original Series!"

even worse:

"A (insert TV network) Original Miniseries!"

The ultimate kiss of sucktasticness:

"A (insert TV network) Original Movie!"

Twelve New Year's Resolutions

...for other people.